So I was in a bus packed with people today and this woman was apparently on her period, because she kept telling me to stop bumping into her. BITCH, I CAN’T ATTACH MYSELF ON THE ROOF, DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING SPIDERMAN, JESUS CHRIST. I told her to quit her nagging and she started complaining about being tired and not having the patience to deal with me. Oh, I’m sorry, is the princess tired? Do you need a throne and 4 slaves to carry it?